thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

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nurgal:

                  ✧・゚:*✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

The length of a girls hair does not dictate her sexuality 

                  ✧・゚:*✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

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fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

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raybutts:

CAN WE PLEASE JUST TALK ABOUT HOW 636 IS BEING BOUGHT BY SOMEONE IN THE ROOSTER TEETH FANDOM OMFG IM CRYING

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deepinsiberia:

WHY DO I ALWAYS LAUGH SO DAMN HARD AT HIS STUPID SIMPLE AMAZING BLUNT RESPONSES??? 

(Source: caswinchestnut)

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maine + look at that cutie

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blazin-smaug:

~how high can the sycamore grooow?~

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GIVEAWAY TIME

yumatsukumozexal:

Ladies and Gentleman! Now that i hit the 200 followers is time for a little giveaway, mostly for people who play pokemon. This is what i’ll give:

This pokemon are:

The Prices will be as follow:
First Place: 5 legendaries Plus genesect and Manaphy
Second Place: 5 Legendaries
Third Place: 3…

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dakotaplayspokemon:

You mean Xerneas is real. And this is it’s tree.

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This is my Pokemon giveaway.

herocrossing:

I got 200 followers a lil while back and um, I’m gonna give away some pokemon! YEAH

Like or reblog this post, I’ll pick three winners. Following isn’t necessary but always appreciated!

Winners get to choose their prize from these Pokes: Deoxys, Manaphy, Mew, Darkrai, or Jirachi.

The first to…

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munchlaxnation:

MUNCHLAXNATION'S 400+ FOLLOWER LEGENDARY GIVEAWAY.

RULES—

  • You must be following me to enter.
  • Like = 1 entry && Reblog = 1 entry.
  • You may only reblog this post multiple times if you follow my personal blog.
  • I will be checking to make sure that the above rules are followed.
  • Winners will be decided through a random number generator.
  • Giveaway ends Thursday, May 1st 2014.

PRIZES—

  • Top Row (shiny): Palkia, Lugia, Suicune, Entei, Raikou, Giratina, Thundurus, Virizon, Mewtwo, Kyurem, Rayquaza, and Latios.
  • Bottom Row (non-shiny): Dialga, Regigas, Groudon, and Thundurus.

WINNERS—

  • 1st place: Choice of any five legendary.
  • 2nd place: Choice of any four legendary that are leftover.
  • 3rd place: Choice of any three legendary that are leftover.
  • 4th place: Choice of any two legendary that are leftover.
  • 5th place: Choice between remaining two legendary.
  • 6th place: Receives remaining legendary.
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vulpixer:

I wanted a bigger giveaway for my next go :)

30 shiny legendaries, all lv. 100, all 6iv, and all (except Darkrai) have active Pokérus.

The rules are same as always:

  • mbf me
  • only reblogs count
  • unlimited reblogs (don’t spam)
  • you can like the post to bookmark it, but it won’t count as an entry
  • giveaway blogs are frowned upon

I will be randomly selecting 30 winners at 6:00PM on Sunday, April 20th (Easter). All legendaries will be randomly distributed, 1 to each winner. If you don’t like the legendary I give you, you can refuse, but you won’t get another one. I’ll just select another winner. 

I have: 

  • 1 Darkrai
  • 4 Rayquaza
  • 5 Mewtwo
  • 5 Kyogre
  • 5 Groudon
  • 5 Latias
  • 5 Latios

I may add more along the way if I feel like it, or if I get a really good suggestion!

I put quite a bit of work into this giveaway and I’m really really excited to see how it turns out!!

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vulpixer:

I wanted a bigger giveaway for my next go :)

30 shiny legendaries, all lv. 100, all 6iv, and all (except Darkrai) have active Pokérus.

The rules are same as always:

  • mbf me
  • only reblogs count
  • unlimited reblogs (don’t spam)
  • you can like the post to bookmark it, but it won’t count as an entry
  • giveaway blogs are frowned upon

I will be randomly selecting 30 winners at 6:00PM on Sunday, April 20th (Easter). All legendaries will be randomly distributed, 1 to each winner. If you don’t like the legendary I give you, you can refuse, but you won’t get another one. I’ll just select another winner. 

I have: 

  • 1 Darkrai
  • 4 Rayquaza
  • 5 Mewtwo
  • 5 Kyogre
  • 5 Groudon
  • 5 Latias
  • 5 Latios

I may add more along the way if I feel like it, or if I get a really good suggestion!

I put quite a bit of work into this giveaway and I’m really really excited to see how it turns out!!

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thirdst-saint:

Champion Cynthia’s Pokemon GIVEAWAY 

These Pokemon are the pre-evolutions, minus Spiritomb, of Cynthia’s team from Pokemon Black 2’s PWT! These are ALL SHINY.

RULES:

  • Reblog this ONCE and you are entered!
  • Have your inbox open!
  • NO Giveaway blogs. I WILL CHECK. 
  • Likes DO NOT count.
  • You DO NOT have to be following me. But feel free to. e ue
  • You MUST have either X or Y!

I will use a number generator to determine the winners! There will be 6 winners! Who ever messages first gets first pick! 

DEADLINE: APRIL 19TH, 5:00PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME

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My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.
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